President Obama sets phone date with Wildcats

President Barack Obama will speak with John Calipari and the University of Kentucky basketball team today to show his thanks for their recent fundraising efforts.  UK raised $525,000 in funds in its “Hoops for Haiti” telethon in order to help the earthquake relief efforts in Haiti. With $500,000 in matching funds, UK raised more than $1 million.

The conversation is scheduled for today at 1:30, and media will be present for the call. So, if I’m a reporter in that room, there’s only one question on my mind:  Mr. President, given your background and sensible nature, why the fuck do you always wear pants when you’re hooping?  The people have a right to know.


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